#master-of-love

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."