#master-of-love

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."