#master-of-love

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."