#master-of-love

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."