#master-of-love

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."