#master-of-love

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

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"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"