#master-of-love

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."