#master-of-love

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."