#master-of-love

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."