#master-of-love

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

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"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."