#master-of-love

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."