#master-of-love

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."