#master-of-love

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

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"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."