#master-of-love

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."