#master-of-love

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."