#master-of-love

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."