#master-of-love

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."