#master-of-love

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."