#master-of-love

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."