#master-of-love

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."