#master-of-love

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."