#master-of-love

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."