#master-of-love

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."