#master-of-love

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."