#master-of-love

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."