#master-of-love

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."