#master-of-love

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."