#Master

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."