#Master

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."