#Master

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

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"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."