#Master

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."