#Master

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."