#Master

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."