#Master

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"