#Master

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."