#Master

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

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"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

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"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."