#mastery

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."