#mastery

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."