#mastery

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"You must immerse yourself in your work. You have to fall in love with your work … You must dedicate your life to mastering your skill. That’s the secret of success."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."