#mastery

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"You don't need to justify your love, you don't need to explain your love, you just need to practice your love. Practice creates the master."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"