#mastery

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."