#personal-development

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"