#personal-development

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."