#positive-attitude

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."