#positive-attitude

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."