#positive-attitude

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."