#positive-attitude

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."