#positive-quotes

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."