#positive-quotes

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"