#positive-quotes

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."