#positive-quotes

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."