#positive-quotes

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."