#positive-quotes

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."