#positive-quotes

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."