#positive-thinking

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"The purpose of quantum linguistics is to survey the spirit of linguistics and finding solutions to the common barrier problems faced by means of deliberate use of language."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Our souls sparkle brightly with creative energy, our beings are as complex as the universe, and at the same time we help make up a higher body of energy."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you."