#positive-thinking

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"We tend to think of future inventions and discoveries, but in reality, these things already exist in the knowledge bank of the universe."

"The same view you look at every day, the same life, can become something brand new by focusing on its gifts rather than the negative aspects. Perspective is your own choice and the best way to shift that perspective is through gratitude, by acknowledging and appreciating the positives."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"If someone does not consider those around them to be valuable and hold only themselves in high regard, they too have a very bad self-esteem."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"The more you go with the flow of life and surrender the outcome to God, and the less you seek constant clarity, the more you will find that fabulous things start to show up in your life."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."