#positive-thinking

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"When you’re comfortable and content with who you are, the voices of others who try and define, control or direct you are not important."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Beliefs that are good promote your potential and enhance your unique special qualities."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Each person has got a voice inside them. Communicate with it and take hold of it. Do not let it push and shove you around – you are its master!"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Flexibility requires an open mind and a welcoming of new alternatives."