#positive-thoughts

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"If you do not have persistence then no amount of education, talent or genius can make up for it."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"We are all teachers, we all have knowledge and experiences that can teach others."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."