#positive-thoughts

"While amidst the crowd and seeking quieteness in another zone you can still get away from them by homing in on matters within."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"The future never happens; there will always be a future."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Whatever your desire, use Cosmic Ordering to get what you require!"

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."