#positive-thoughts

"Cosmic Ordering is like an echo! What you ask for comes back."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"A Cosmic Ordering beginning makes a wealthy ending."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"It’s payday every day of the week with Cosmic Ordering."