#positive-thoughts

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"With Cosmic Ordering you will never eat humble pie again."

"Beliefs are not related to religion but they are basically about who you are."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Just a minute, Cosmic Ordering can give you a whole lot more ... a whole lifetime of more."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."