#positive-thoughts

"When you have done your best and still failed, use Cosmic Ordering."

"No more need to rob Peter to pay Paul with Cosmic Ordering."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"You are human, so stop acting as if though you are a sheep and start thinking for yourself."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"When your back is to the wall and you are facing fear head on, the only way is forward and through it."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."