#positive-thoughts

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Hope might grant you a wish in the nick of time, Cosmic Ordering grants them all the time."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Without friends you have nothing!"

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Judgment is a negative frequency."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."