"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
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"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."
"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."
"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"
"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."