#relationships

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it."

"Over time, any deception destroys intimacy, and without intimacy couples cannot have true and lasting love."

"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."

"Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence."

"Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories."

"A man can know his father, or his son, and there might still be nothing between them but loyalty and love and mutual incomprehension."

"When we replace a sense of service and gratitude with a sense of entitlement and expectation, we quickly see the demise of our relationships, society, and economy."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you."

"Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"There is nothing right or wrong in love. Where there is love, then there is nothing but only love."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"