#relationships

"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."

"Don’t spoil me with your lies, love me with your truth."

"I didn't know someone could love me like this,"she said. "Could love me and love me and love me without...needing space."Lincoln wasn't asleep. He rolled on top of her."There's no air in space,"he said."

"My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"What if we just acknowledged that we have a bad relationship, and we stuck it out, anyway? What if we admitted that we make each other nuts, we fight constantly and hardly ever have sex, but we can't live without each other, so we deal with it? And then we could spend our lives together -- in misery, but happy to not be apart."

"Love is beyond reason. Love is not measurable in words. Love cannot be partial; it cannot have owners. Love is essentially beyond definition or concept."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"A tamed woman will never leave her mark in the world."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Because isn’t that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me. Isn’t that the simple magic phrase?"