#relationships

"I was going to say the beginning is the good part, when it's all sparks and sparkles, before they are inevitably unmasked as assholes."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."

"We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman."

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."

"If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain, and instead seeing a person's soul."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they're trying to find someone who's going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take."

"Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other's achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain."

"When forever becomes a place...when forever ceases to be just a word… when it ceases to be just a measurement of time…but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts... that is a reflection of true love."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Every couple has ups and downs, every couple argues, and that’s the thing—you’re a couple, and couples can’t function without trust."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of networking, my personal brand would grow faster if I would just go with the flow."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"This is where men and women are different, we can put aside petty competition for relationships - they can't. It interferes."